JEEBUS FRIES!

I just had to remove two of THESE from my window. I opened it to get some air flow. They were between the glass and the screen; this means that, once I slid the window open, they were as good as INSIDE. I only saw one at first. I thought about squishing him, but he looked like he would make a noise. Plus, I hate knocking spiders onto the floor to kill them...I always lose them in the carpet.

So, Bugsucker was the way to go.

I didn't see the second one until after I returned from relocating the first one outside. It was so fun, escorting two such fine, portly gentlemen around. Man I hope they don't get back inside.

So, earlier, while I was throwing the ball for Summer, I was picking salmonberries, not because they're particularily tasty, but because they were there and c'mon, how can you not pick fresh ripe berries?

I picked a couple big red ones, and then glanced over the first one to make sure there weren't any slugs on it.

Then I looked at the other one in my other hand.

One of these was on the berry. It was touching my hand.

I made a sound something like this: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbluhbluhbluhmee mee meeee" and threw the berry and the THINGY on the ground, where I believe Summer ate it.

And then I didn't pick any more berries.