JEEBUS FRIES!

I read this article a couple weeks ago, and all I can say is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH.

Huge Sea Worm Captured in Britain.

Guys, I'm pasting the text under a cut, but you need to click that link. The picture they have there of "Barry" will scar you for life, I'm not joking.

( For the wussies who don't want to see Barry in all his creepy-ass glory... )

Sweet dreams! :D

This is a very strange headline.

( Click here for the very strange story. )

Great. Now he's RUINED it for everyone else.

NOOOOOOOOOO!

( Heath Ledger found dead in NYC at age 28 )

What is happening to the Hollywood Heartthrobs?

This is horrible. A little 6-year-old girl took her Target brand favorite doll to the American Girl store to get its hair styled (invited by their website, which said for $20 you can get your favorite doll styled) and was turned away by the stylist for not having a "real doll."

( Text for the link-phobic )

Man Chainsaws House in Half

German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

BERLIN (Reuters Life!) - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.

Well, I guess that's one way to do it.

SO WINDY OMG.

And an article for you.

Man With Twin Living Inside Him -- A Medical Mystery Classic

( Whut )

Dad uses stun gun on baby

( Dad Accused of Using Stun Gun On Baby )

Why would you do that? Just...why?

Crazy Astronaut Lady

I'm sure you've all heard of this by now, it's just so bizarre.

( Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder )

Like I said. Bizarre. My mom wonders how she got to that point...there had to have been psych tests up the wazoo in order to get to her position in NASA, doncha think? I think space made her crazy. She looked into the great Nothingness and saw...uh, something that made her crazy. YES, I RULE.

Stole the link from Azaz.

What.

Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

By EMILY SMITH
US Editor
January 23, 2007

TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.

Alternatively, future generations will realize that he and the rest of his cult are batshit. It could go either way.

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( What is WRONG with people? )

Disturbing, yes. Freaky, absolutely. Absurd? Hell yeah. This bit: Stiffler and Robert James Snow, 43, "were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy," Quayle said. I found oddly hilarious, but scary, too. Like, it could have been REALLY scary if the guy actually WAS 12 and not 29. Though I would doubt how mentally sound he is. Anyone who would go to the lengths he did to make his lovers think he's prepubescent couldn't be completely sane, right? RIGHT??