JEEBUS FRIES!

Dad uses stun gun on baby

( Dad Accused of Using Stun Gun On Baby )

Why would you do that? Just...why?

Crazy Astronaut Lady

I'm sure you've all heard of this by now, it's just so bizarre.

( Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder )

Like I said. Bizarre. My mom wonders how she got to that point...there had to have been psych tests up the wazoo in order to get to her position in NASA, doncha think? I think space made her crazy. She looked into the great Nothingness and saw...uh, something that made her crazy. YES, I RULE.

My boss is pregnant. Apparently, her son and daughter are very excited about it. Her son(6) is telling everyone that he wants the baby to be named Murgatroid.

Her daughter is four and the cutest thing in the world.

Random Person: Hi!

Cute Little Girl: My mommy's got somethin' growin' in her tummy.

Random Person: Ooh!

Cute Little Girl: Yeah, it's a baby unicorn.

Random Person: ...ooh.

I found this at Netscape.com in the What's New? section. I would link to it but that section is really just a drop-down window and I don't know how.
( Scientology: How Katie Will Give Birth )

What?? WHAT??? Please, Scientologists, please tell me you're kidding.