JEEBUS FRIES!

Check off the stupid things you have done since you been here on this earth and remember, DO NOT include explanations!

Level 1
( ) Smoked a cigarette
( ) Smoked a cigar
( ) Smoked weed
(x) Kissed a member of the same sex
(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
( ) Are/been in love
( ) Been mutually dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been fired
( ) Been in a fist fight

SO FAR: 2

Level 3
( ) Snuck out of a parent's house
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested
( ) Made out with a stranger
( ) Gone out on a blind date

SO FAR: 3

Level 4
(x) Had a crush on an older person
(x) Skipped school
( ) Slept with a co-worker
(x) Seen someone/something die

SO FAR: 6

Level 5
(x) Had/have a crush on one of your MySpace friends
(x) Been to Paris
( ) Been to Spain
(x) Been on a plane
( ) Thrown up from drinking (Arron!!!!!)

SO FAR: 9

Level 6
(x) Eaten sushi
( ) Been snowboarding
( ) Met someone BECAUSE of Facebook/MySpace
(x) Been in a mosh pit

SO FAR: 11

Level 7
( ) Been in an abusive relationship
(x) Taken pain killers
(x) Love/like loved/liked someone who you can't have
(x) Laid on your back a watched clowds shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel

SO FAR: 15

Level 8
(x) Had a tea party
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
( ) Gone mudding (off-roading)
(x) Played dress up (I even convinced some guys to put on dresses... aww the memories)

SO FAR: 19

Level 9
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) Gone sledding
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
( ) Fallen asleep at work/school

SO FAR: 23

Level 10
(x) Watched the sun set
(x) Felt an earthquake
( ) Killed a snake

SO FAR: 25

Level 11
(x) Been tickled
( ) Been robbed/vandalized
( ) Stole something
(x) Been misunderstood (all the damn time)

SO FAR: 27

Level 12
( ) Won a contest
( ) Been suspended from school
(x) Had detention
( ) Been in a car/motorcycle accident

SO FAR: 28

Level 13
(x) Had/have braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 30

Level 14
(x) Hated the way you looked
( ) Witnessed a crime
( ) Pole danced
(x) Questioned your heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 32

Level 15
(x) Squished barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
( ) Been to the opposite side of the world
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you were dying

SO FAR: 36

Level 16
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played Cops and Robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
( ) Sang karaoke
( ) Paid for a meal with only coins

SO FAR: 38

Level 17
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out your nose
( ) Kissed in the rain

SO FAR: 40

Level 18
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun set/sun rise with someone you care/cared about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere

SO FAR: 44

Level 19
( ) Crashed a party
(x) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
( ) Gone rollerskating/blading
(x) Had a wish come true
( ) Been humped by a monkey

SO FAR: 46

Level 20
(x) Worn pearls
( ) Jumped off a bridge
( ) Screamed "penis" or "vagina"
( ) Swam with dolphins

SO FAR: 47

Level 22
(x) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
( ) Kissed a fish
(x) Worn the opposite sex's clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top
( ) Kissed a worm

SO FAR: 50

Level 23
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
( ) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 52

Level 24
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
(x) Had/been in a tree house
(x) Been scared to watch scary movies alone

SO FAR: 56

Level 25
(x) Believed in ghosts
( ) Have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) Gone streaking
( ) Visited jail

SO FAR: 57

Level 26
( ) Played chicken
( ) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) Broken a bone
(x) Been easily amused

SO FAR: 59

Level 27
(x) Caught a fish then ate it later
( ) Made a porn video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
( ) Cried so hard you laughed

SO FAR: 62

Level 28
( ) Mooned/flashed someone
( ) Had someone moon/flash you
( ) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name
(x) French braided someones hair
(x) Gone skinny dipping
( ) Been kicked out of your house

SO FAR: 65

Level 29
(x) Rode a rollercoaster
(x) Went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) Had a cavity
( ) Blackmailed someone
( ) Been blackmailed

SO FAR: 68

Level 31
(x) Been used
(x) Fell going up the stairs
( ) Licked a cat
(x) Bitten someone
(x) Licked someone

Total: 72

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

Total: 73

For some reason, I feel really lame. Also, you know I'm bored when I'm doing a Myspace meme.