JEEBUS FRIES!

Keels and I just did her Yoga tape. I have come to the conclusion that we're not very happy exercisers.


Yoga Lady: Breathe, and be flexible. Exhale as if you are breathing through the bottoms of your feet.
Nelli: ...the fuck does that mean??

Yoga Lady: Feel all four corners of your feet.
Keely: Bite me.

Yoga Lady: If you're flexible enough, bend forward more, to rest your forehead on your knees.
Keely: I hate you.
Nelli: Yeah, yeah, we get it. You're flexible, oooh, big damn deal.

Yoga Lady: Namas te.
Keely: Goodbye, Doom Lady.


But we do it anyway.