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[kokopellinelli]

It's like God is standing right outside the living room window and turning a flashlight on and off.

DUDE, MAKE UP YOUR MIND. SUN, OR CLOUD COVER? NOT THAT HARD.

...please don't smite me.

Comments

God Speaks:

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

NELLI, DON'T MAKE ME RAIN SPIDERS ON YOU. I TOTALLY CAN DO IT.

Re: God Speaks:

[kokopellinelli]

Mkay. God? I know I can't touch you. I do, however, know where your voice lives. He's in New York and he works for the U.N. I totally can fly over there and kick his ass. You don't want that, do you?

Re: God Speaks:

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

BRING IT.

;)

Re: God Speaks:

[kokopellinelli]

*fires a Paris Hilton missile at Hans*

And now, pr0n...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

*fires Hans missile into Paris Hilton*

Re: And now, pr0n...

[kokopellinelli]

AAAAAAAUGH! OH EWWWWW.

C'mon, Hans. Man, I never thought I'd say this, but YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HER! She's so SLIMY.

Re: And now, pr0n...

[keelykins.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I so agree with you Nell, she is SLIMY!

Re: And now, pr0n...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It's true, she's just plain wrong. She's practically artificial. I just said that because it was a good play on words.

My Hans missile is reserved for the Olsson Twins, anyway. ;)

(KIDDING!!!)

Re: And now, pr0n...

[kokopellinelli]

WHEW! If you'd said the Olsen twins, then I would have been worried, and you would officially have been a Dirty Old Man, but these Olsson twins are something else entirely. Are they the ones from the Doublemint commercials?

;)

You say Olsen, and I say Olsson...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Something like that...
Then again, I am a dirty old man. But hey, someone's gotta fill the role. Might as well be me.
Unless Lindsay Lohan wants to put on a few pounds and stop trying to be a Paris Hilton clone. She used to be hot. Now she's a blonde stick insect. Sorrow and woe!

Re: You say Olsen, and I say Olsson...

[kokopellinelli]

Yeah, isn't it horrible? She used to be so pretty. I can understand the blond hair, though I don't like it, because she had to do that for a movie. But I don't know why some people think bones stickin' out everywhere are sexy.

[luke2.livejournal.com]

LOL! I'm right there with you Nelli. I wish the weather would just chose to stay either sunny, cloudy or rainy not all three throughout the course of the day. Gah!