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[kokopellinelli]

I went into my room earlier to change, and there was a spider on the wall. Not very big, as spiders go. Probably about the length of my pinky nail. I got bug sucker and slurped him up, then studied him through the plastic.

OMG. Fangs. Huge. Glistening with venom. (Well, okay, maybe not glistening, but definitely big. Saber-toothed spider.)

Worse? Jumping spider.

I made sure the little cap was on that thing tight. I put on a shirt and took him outside to what I am beginning to think of as "Spidertree."

It took him a while to figure out that I was trying to let him out of the tube. When he finally got to the ground, I lifted the tube away and he LEAPED backward and...disappeared.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek.

I think he must have released a silk strand and gotten caught by the wind or something. Otherwise he was a flying spider, and I don't really want to think about that.

Comments

[natsaih.livejournal.com]

I always wonder where spiders go when they just disappear.

Most of the time I expect, they just leap back onto your clothing and hitch a ride back inside O.o

[kokopellinelli]

I know what you're trying to do, Missy, and it won't work. He didn't hitch a ride on me.

And if he did, he's dead now, because I did the creepy-crawly dance before I came back inside.

[natsaih.livejournal.com]

XD Check your hair. Spiders love hiding in hair and ears and belly buttons.

[kokopellinelli]

......I hate you.

[natsaih.livejournal.com]

Bwhahaha. Oh, and check your shoes. It might be like Arachnaphobia. Where the deadly spider hides in the slipper and bites his toe

[kokopellinelli]

Would it surprise you horribly to know that I refuse to ever watch that movie?

[natsaih.livejournal.com]

No :D