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[kokopellinelli]

Got a late sub call today, for the intermediary school right across the field. 5th and 6th grade music class. They are working on their piano unit, and so they each have a keyboard they sit at.

I will most likely be called back tomorrow, because the teacher will still be gone and the office requested me back.

I hate sixth graders.

Job search continues.

Would it be bad of me if, tomorrow when the kids are leaving, I said, "Goodbye, with any luck I will never see you again."?

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[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Would it be bad of me if, tomorrow when the kids are leaving, I said, "Goodbye, with any luck I will never see you again."?

Yes, it would be bad, because you're passing up an obvious joke. It's a music class, therefore the correct response is "Goodbye, with any luck I will never hear from you again." Got it? :)

[kokopellinelli]

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I am rolling my eyes at you now, PunMan. (By day, mild-mannered U.N. worker, by night, PUNMAN! Dun da dun, da dun da duuun!)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

My puns might be bad, but they'll stick with you, lodging themselves in your brain, waiting for the right moment to emerge. Now nothing can prevent you from speaking my wisdom to the demonspwan that you teach! Mwaaaahahahaha!

[kokopellinelli]

*sacrifices a 6th grader*

Spwan?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Spwan?

Yes. It's what you call baby swans.

Oh yeah, I covered that up nicely...

[kokopellinelli]

Oh yeah, I covered that up nicely...

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *wipes away ze tears* Oooh, Hans. You crack me up.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It's why you keep me around, hot stuff. ;)