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Holy Carp!



Keely: Is that fish wearing a miter?

Nelli: It's Holy Carp!

Keely: .....

Nelli: Ask me how his hat stays on. C'mon, I dare you.

Keely: How does his hat stay on?

Nelli: By the Grace of Cod.

Keely: *facepalm*

Also, notice the Guppy-Jesus on the Crucifish he's wearing!




Edit: Um...wow. I'm frankly amazed at the response the Holy Carp has received. Thank you, everyone who's commented. I'm glad I was able to amuse you! :)
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Date: 2005-03-13 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indnraindancer.livejournal.com
*eyes the little cross thingy* Wow, a whole new meaning to "Jesus fish".


It's cool. XD

Date: 2005-03-13 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com
May I please [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes-ize you?

'Cause this, like, killed me dead.

Date: 2005-03-13 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poptartodoom.livejournal.com
XD XD XD

Wow. I second Pepper. That ROCKS.

Date: 2005-03-13 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silversyren.livejournal.com
you drew this?

.. *awed*

I think I love you.

Date: 2005-03-13 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canpin.livejournal.com
hahahahhahahahhaha. classic. well done
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Date: 2005-03-13 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tarpo.livejournal.com
I don't really have anything to say.. I just wanted to reply for the halibut..

Date: 2005-03-13 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com
*whaps you with a rolled-up newspaper for the bad joke*

...and because I wish I'd thought of it first.

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Date: 2005-03-13 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captainsblog.livejournal.com
Here. Go fling all of them:

http://webpages.marshall.edu/~hartwel1/humor/stories/wet_dream.html

What we really need are more church-related jokes:

- so that's what the white smoke rising out of the Vatican is- fish fry!

- now I understand the last words on the cross- "it is fin-ished"

- would "fishing Pole" be insensitive? hope not.


oh, hey....

Date: 2005-03-13 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolly-oddness.livejournal.com

What was that link all about? It was...interesting....

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Date: 2005-03-13 01:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] halloranelder.livejournal.com
Would that make Carpe Diem the Fish of the Day?

Date: 2005-03-13 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serpentinthesun.livejournal.com
Crucifish. Oh my cod.

I think this sort of seals it--do you mind if I friend you?

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Date: 2005-03-13 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blunder-buss.livejournal.com
Mmm, sacraligious! XD XD XD XD

Date: 2005-03-13 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glamsith.livejournal.com
...

Sacrafishious?

Sorry, I couldn't help myself -- metaquoted over.

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Date: 2005-03-13 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rock-dy.livejournal.com
Oh man, thats the funniest thing since the Buddy Christ!

Date: 2005-03-13 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] butterfairy.livejournal.com
*DIES DIES DIES* XD

The grace of Cod... That was AWESOME!

Date: 2005-03-13 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] possibilities.livejournal.com
By the Grace of Cod.

*dies* I love you!

Date: 2005-03-13 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sabine791110.livejournal.com
heheheheh! That's great! (metaquoted here)

Date: 2005-03-13 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Next time LJDQ needs some art to spice up its life, we're coming to you.

Date: 2005-03-13 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_nymphette_/
*falls down on worship*


BWAAHAAHAHAHAHA!!

that was truly fabulous.

Date: 2005-03-13 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nematoddity.livejournal.com
Here from [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes, and may I lift this to amuse and distress my own flist? It seems to be the sort of thing they'd appreciate. You know, in between bouts of my own collapsing with laughter.

Date: 2005-03-13 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] axmxz.livejournal.com
Dude that is just TOO funny!!!

Date: 2005-03-14 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sperfur.livejournal.com
LOVE IT!

Date: 2005-03-14 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladytiffanyanne.livejournal.com
haha, i came across this from a link in someones journal

too awesome!

Date: 2005-03-14 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeunesse.livejournal.com
Oh my f*cking Carp!!!!!!

Date: 2005-03-14 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katybug828.livejournal.com
Here via [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes and just had to chime in with the love for the Holy Carp. Absolutely hysterical. Hee. *can't stop giggling*

Date: 2005-03-14 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anglepoiselamp.livejournal.com
Best thing I've seen/read in my entire life. Seriously.

Date: 2005-03-14 12:52 pm (UTC)
meitantei_cj: (Rae - omgwtfjkplzdon'tkillme)
From: [personal profile] meitantei_cj
Hope you don't mind, but I found this via a friend of mine. Best joke ever XD
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