Kill the tongue. Just do it, be merciful.

[kokopellinelli]

What is the point of sugar-free jellybellies? I mean, seriously.

*glares at the bag of sugar-free jellybellies she got for Christmas*

I'm telling you, these things leave a taste in your mouth that make you want to scrape your tastebuds off your tongue.

I will not eat any more.

At least not 'til my brain has sufficiently blocked the memory of them, which is what happened just a few minutes ago.

*open box* "Oooh, jellybellies!"

*om nom nom nom nom* "OMFG."

~Two weeks from now~

*open box* "Oooh, jellybellies!"

Lather, rinse, repeat. I have the memory span of a very large goldfish.

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[say-revolution.livejournal.com]

An added benefit, in case the horrific taste isn't reason enough to love them: sugar free candies are some serious laxatives. I used to work with teenage boys, and their "new employee" initiation was to buy a huge bag of sugarfree candy, place it innocuously on the table in the break area, and politely offer some to the new kid ("Seriously, take as much as you want - I'm full.") Teenage boys being teenage boys, the new kid would always gorge himself on the candy - and spend the rest of his first shift in the bathroom.

What? The manager's supposed to control that kind of behavior? Whoops.

[kokopellinelli]

Lol. Luckily I didn't eat many...but I'll have to keep that laxative thing in mind.