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[kokopellinelli]

I'm watching King Kong.



What. the FUCK is with the freakyass zombie native folk of Skull Island?? Srsly. Creepiest zombies EVER.

Also, I liked this part:

CAPTAIN: Douse the lights!

CREW GUY: *turns off a single light*

JILLION OTHER LIGHTS: *still blazing*

No, really. I can't get over how scary the island people are. Where did their irises go?

Oh, and Adrian Brody without a shirt is HOT.

I must say, I kinda think that if Carl Denham got stomped by stampeding long-necks, he would kinda have deserved it.

...Damn, that is one huge dino pile-up. And those raptor-things are NASTY. Like reptilian chihuahuas.

Aww, I want a grumpy ginormous ape. So grouchy.

KONG: *drops Ann on the ground*

ANN: *is unconscious*

KONG: Yo.

ANN: *still unconscious*

KONG: *poke* Get up.

ANN: I'm out, dude.

KONG: Well, DAMN. Killed another one. *drowns his sorrows in a bamboo shoot*

NO, KONG. DON'T KILL HAYES! DAMMIT. I liked him.

OH MY GOD GIANT BUGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Does Ann EVER get a break? No, I'm really asking. What the hell, T-Rex. Give her a chance to catch her breath. Ha. I love how Kong totally plays hackeysack with her.

Holy crap. He ate his tongue. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I love it when Kong laughs. Like a jolly old...jolly thing.

Hee.

KONG: *has just killed the t-rexes*

ANN: *stares at him like he's God*

KONG: *ignore*

ANN: *still staring*

KONG: You've caused me a lot of trouble, missy.

No. The bugs are returning. NO. WHAT THE FUCK?? SCUM WORMS???? NOOOOOOO LUMPY!

Hey. Jack is being attacked by gigantic wetas.

Aww, poor depressed Kong. I want to hug him.

...Okay, what is wrong with this island? Everything on it is so disgusting and creepy and nasty. Kong is the most inviting inhabitant in the whole place, including the humanoids.

Carl needs to die. The ASS.

Oh, yeah. Nice job with the harpoon to the arm, Skipper. That didn't enrage him at all.

Dammit. I'm crying as Kong falls asleep from the chloraform because I know he dies later.

Haha.

CARL: *to audience* I am touching...the Beast.

KONG: I feel so dirty.

Aww, I love the part where they're skating. They're so happy.

Dammit, Carl. You should've left him where he belonged.

Good, I'm GLAD he took out those planes. I am bawling my eyes out right now. I hope he squished some army people when he fell, too.

I seriously just BAWLED all over my mother. I rarely ever cry at movies.

Comments

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Is it just me, or did those worm monster thingies in the cave look like uncircumcised penises?
Yeah, I thought it was just me...
Must go sleep now.

[kokopellinelli]

Uh...I was under the impression that penises are toothless. Huh. Another gap in my education has been filled.

[indnraindancer.livejournal.com]

Logically, if men think women's vagina's can bite their penises off, therefor, they must have teeth to do so, it stands to reason that there are penises out there that have teeth aswell!

[steppinrazor.livejournal.com]

Oh man. Love love love King Kong. It's so... romantic... in a very bestial way. Best dino-pileup ever.

And I cried too, a lot. Then I got sick from the spinning at the end.

And is it me, or was Kong like... so PERFECTLY male, with the whole ridiculous tantruming and whatnot? XD

[kokopellinelli]

Yeah, I liked that part. And I loved it whenever he laughed. Mom and I laughed every time he laughed.

[kokopellinelli]

Yeah, I probably would have been more like Fay Wray's Ann...lying dramatically on the ground, all ladylike, screaming. I just wanted to scream at her "GET YOUR ASS UP AND START RUNNING, STUPID!"

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You're such a mushball. You KNEW Kong was gonna buy the farm in the end. It's one of them tragicomedies or something. You just KNOW. No weeping allowed. It's friggin' King Kong!

However Kong WWF Style T-Rex action was pretty funny. The movie should've been two hours of just that.

Wheeeee giant bugs and creepy worms!

[kokopellinelli]

I KNOW I knew he was gonna die at the end. I'm a GIRL. I cried because I have FEELINGS. To paraphrase a line from The Ref, "Didn't your alien leaders teach you about feelings when they SENT YOU HERE??"

Hmph.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Feelings? What are these things of which you speak? I know not feelings. I only know ninjas and splosions and shooty guns.

AND GIANT DEAD MONKEYS!

It's a good thing you're cute, or I'd make fun of you more. ;-)

[kokopellinelli]

*scowl* I happen to know I'm not the only person to cry at that movie, thank you very much.

[hawkward.livejournal.com]

"Hey. Jack is being attacked by gigantic wetas."

Best. Line. Ever. I am TOTALLY stealing that line.

The skating scene is so beautiful that it made me cry harder than his death because I knew the death was coming. :( Beautiful movie.

[kokopellinelli]

I was pretty much tearing up (if not actually weeping) as soon as Kong and Ann sat up on the cliff and watched the sunset.