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[kokopellinelli]

I often wonder what happens with the animals when I'm gone for the day (and mom's not here). I imagine it goes a little something like this:

Me: *to Summer* Be a good girl! Stay and guard. *closes door, locks it*

Summer: *runs to the front of the house and jumps up in the bay window to look out* Odog odog she's leaving what should I do odog odog.

*realizes the cat's food is sitting in front of her*

*eats*

Ink: *wanders in and flops on the floor* You ate my food again, didn't you?

Summer: Odog odog she's gonna be so mad at me so mad for eating the food the food that is not mine. Is she is she is she gonna be gone forever ever??

Ink: She'll be back in a few hours. Hey, wanna play some Texas Hold'Em?

Summer: She hates me hates me that's why she leaves me all the time. *sniffle* I so sad.

Ink: *eyeroll*

Then, when I get home:

Me: Hey, girl!

Summer: OYAY OYAY OYAY I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ooooh gotta pee LOVE LOVE LOVE YAAAY.

Me: ...You ate the cat's food.

Summer: Ono ono ono please don't beat me please don't kill me. *crawls on her stomach toward me*

Me: Bad girl.

Summer: *whimper* I banish myself banish banish. *runs and hides*

Ink: Hey. Bring on the food. That bitch ate all mine.

Comments

[natsaih.livejournal.com]

XD *snickersnorts*

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

*giggle*
Yup, that's probably right. Since I have cats mine goes more like:

Me: come home
Gabe: "You're home! I almost starved to death today! Look how I'm wasting away!" author's note: This is a cat who's never weighed less than 15 pounds in the 13 1/2 years I've known him. I've heard rumors that he weighed less when he was born but I have never seen proof!
Me: "Hey Gabe, did you behave today?"
Gabe: "Wasting away, I tell you!"
Me: goes to bedroom to take off socks.
Lump: *sleep*sleep*sleep*
Me: sits in recliner
Gabe: *purr*purr*purr* "PetMePetMePetMe. I Love You, Feed Me, I Love You, Feed Me"

Later in evening...
Me: feeds both cats
Gabe: snarfle snarfle snarfle
Gabe: "Feed me!"
Me: I just fed you
Gabe: "I'm starving. I'm wasting away."
Me: Whatever
Lump: Daintily nibbles on food. Saves some for later.
Gabe: sits under window shelf where Lumps food is and his fat self is too lazy to jump to.
Gabe: "Why do you give her so much more food?"
Me: "You're a pig. Save some of yours for later."
Gabe: "wasting...away...now..."

Pets

[(Anonymous)]

I dont know what riley does while i am away nor do i want to know what goes thru that kitties head..hey before you come over you want to pick me up a frosty fever button??

Nina

Re: Pets

[kokopellinelli]

I don't know what that is, but I'll take you to get one after lunch, if you want.

[keelykins.livejournal.com]

See this is why I like dogs lol. I imagine the pigs are more like this:

Black Lump: Meep. Good you are home. Feed Me.

White Lump: Meep. Good you are home. Feed Me.

Black Lump: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP I said feed me now bitch.

White Lump: She isn't going into the kitchen, OH NO! WE WILL DIE! We must eat. WE ARE WASTING AWAY!

TOGETHER: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
DAMN YOU BITCH. WE HATE YOU.

Black Lump: Look cute, maybe she will pet you.

White Lump: But she is allergic to me...

Black Lump: EXACTLY! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SWEET REVENGE.

[kokopellinelli]

*snicker* But I really think you're crediting them with too much brain activity. ;)

[elektron.livejournal.com]

Set up a webcam! ;)