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[kokopellinelli]

It's official. My cleavage is some kind of catch-all for food. Salad, cookies...you name it.

Maybe I should stop eating while wearing my Rockstar tank top.

But it is so very very comfy. *sad face*

It's horrible, what a sloppy eater I am. I am a bad person. I need to stop eating while lying down.

HAHAHA! Just kidding! I do not eat lying down. Often. Especially not salad with sweet poppyseed dressing. *furtive face*

Stupid cookie crumbs. Itchy.

Comments

[irishcastles.livejournal.com]

o.O

Don't ask. Don't tell.

[amoryl.livejournal.com]

i had a friend who was 5'1 and a FF cup. for the life of her she never could understand why people would put napkins across their lap...because no lost food item ever made it near her lap.