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[kokopellinelli]

Keely and her boyfriend have discussed baby names for when they someday have children (not for several years, of course) and, in addition to the actual serious suggestions, he has said he'd like to name one of their children God.

Then, you know, when people come up to you and say, "Let me help you find God," you could say, "Oh, he's taking a nap," or "He's behind the couch."

And you could go outside and call him for dinner. "GOD! WHERE ARE YOU, GOD? COME INSIDE, I MADE LAMB!"

And you could come home and say to your spouse, "I lost God at Walmart. But it's okay, I found him again in the candy aisle. He was chucking fun-sized Snickers at a two-year-old."

Comments

[irishcastles.livejournal.com]

Well it sounds funny but I am not sure he isn't serious, so I already told him he can be the one to tell our mothers. I certainly like my life too much to share that idea with my mom!

[milestogo13.livejournal.com]

They could make millions suing those pretentious billboard people that are constantly putting "quotes" from God up by the sides of the road. Classic misrepresentation without proper authorization case.

[msmatty35.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA ... But Seriously Keelykins, you must put your foot down on this one ...

[foresthouse.livejournal.com]

Heee! That's worse than when my sister's college friend said he wanted to name is child Scar from the Lion King. So that he could witness the following:

(small girl runs up to other small girl)
"Hi, my name's Jessica. What's yours?"
...
"Scaaaar"

[kokopellinelli]

Hehe.

One of my friends in high school had the bright idea that she would name her kid Satan, and I would name mine God, and Satan would have a fort dugout down in the ground, and God would have a tree house, and they would be best friends and always hang out together.