My Life is a Country Song
Dec. 1st, 2008 01:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
My dog has fleas.
...AND MAH WAHF STOLE MAH TRUCK
AN' I AIN'T GOT NO JOB AN' AH'M OUTTA LIQUOOOOORRRRRRR...!
No, seriously. My dog has fleas. And I don't have a job.
But I do have liquor! It's really cheap and could peel the paint off walls, but it exists.
Did I mention that my dog has fleas?
In better news, the Check Engine light in the truck turned off.
I figure this means either A) it burnt out, B) the engine is no longer even in the truck, or C) the problem fixed itself. As the truck is still able to run, I feel fairly confident in ruling out B. Of the remaining two options, I prefer C, so C it is.
Also, FLEAS.
...AND MAH WAHF STOLE MAH TRUCK
AN' I AIN'T GOT NO JOB AN' AH'M OUTTA LIQUOOOOORRRRRRR...!
No, seriously. My dog has fleas. And I don't have a job.
But I do have liquor! It's really cheap and could peel the paint off walls, but it exists.
Did I mention that my dog has fleas?
In better news, the Check Engine light in the truck turned off.
I figure this means either A) it burnt out, B) the engine is no longer even in the truck, or C) the problem fixed itself. As the truck is still able to run, I feel fairly confident in ruling out B. Of the remaining two options, I prefer C, so C it is.
Also, FLEAS.
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Date: 2008-12-01 10:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-01 10:57 pm (UTC)About engine lights, I know mine can turn on for things like badly screwed gas cap, and then stay on until the next system reboot, so hopefully it's just something small and it's all good now!
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Date: 2008-12-02 12:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-02 05:05 am (UTC)I know your pain. Our last idiot roommate brought her two cats from Indiana. It took her OVER A MONTH to realize that they had fleas!!!! And it was just a couple days after we started letting our cats back into the basement, although we didn't allow any contact between the cats. A few of the fleas found their way onto our cats. We'd had Gabriel kitty for over 14 years at that point and he'd NEVER had a single flea in his life! yeah, she paid for all the flea meds & the vet visit and all. Grrrr.
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Date: 2008-12-02 06:40 pm (UTC)Also, please use the cheap, paint removing liquor to kills fleas. Have I taught you NOTHING!?!? Buy decent booze, you big dope. It makes all the difference!
I love/miss/love/miss you - TONS.
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Date: 2008-12-02 10:12 pm (UTC)I'm getting a washer and dryer for the apartment (I can rent them from my complex manager for $25 a month) and then I'm going to wash everything in the house. Then I'll use some carpet flea powder and vacuum it up. I shampooed Summer and put a flea collar on her, so hopefully that's doing something.
I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU!!! Come visit me!
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Date: 2008-12-03 06:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-03 06:36 pm (UTC)