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[kokopellinelli]

Dear Ovaries:

Why must you torment me so? It's not even our bleeding time, and you still like to play with hot pokers.

Are you what is known as My Biological Clock? Are you telling me we need to have babies? Well, guess what.

I'M ONLY 23! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

So, dear Ovaries, BUGGER OFF. We are NOT having children anytime soon, or maybe EVER. What do you think of that? Hmm?

Now. I am the boss here. You will do what I say or I will have you removed.

Clear? Clear. Good. I'm glad we had this chat.

Love, The Human You Call Home

Comments

[butterfairy.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Ohh thats adorable!
Believe me I know alllll about it. I missed my *ah-hem* this month, believe me I was a tad freaked out. So much damn stress though will do that to you. :P

[kokopellinelli]

*grins adorably*

[indnraindancer.livejournal.com]

Oh Hairy... I have a link for you. A funny link. Be sure to click the two links within the link after reading.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/tamnonlinear/76093.html

Enjoy. ;)

[kokopellinelli]

*giggles* I had seen the play before, but I don't think I'd seen the other ones. What fun!

[granolasquirrel.livejournal.com]

*snickersnort* Poor dear. I think my biological clock wound down or popped a gear, or something.

[kokopellinelli]

I used to want kids. Very much. I love kids. But I've been watching TV and reading things and it turns out that, sometimes, kids are right little bastards. I'm not sure I want them anymore. And if I DO have some, I'm not sure I'll actually HAVE them, as opposed to adopting them. I have a low pain tolerance.