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This kid is gonna get his ass beat when he starts school.

WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A New Zealand couple is looking to call their newborn son Superman -- but only because their chosen name of 4Real has been rejected by the government registry.

Pat and Sheena Wheaton say they will get around the decision by the Registrar of Births, Deaths and Marriages by officially naming their son Superman but referring to him as 4Real, the New Zealand Herald newspaper has reported.

The Wheatons decided on the name after seeing the baby for the first time in an ultrasound scan and realising their baby was "for real".

They decided 4Real was the best way to write it, but the name was rejected because the registrar said a name had to be a sequence of characters.

Pat Wheaton said he was considering appealing against the decision through the courts, but whatever happens he won't be budged on his choice.

"No matter what its going to stay 4Real," Wheaton told the Herald, "I'm certainly not a quitter".

A spokesman for the Department of Internal Affairs, which operates the registry told the Herald discussions with the Wheatons about their son's name were continuing.

The baby is now two months old, after the Wheatons first applied to register his name in later June.

Date: 2007-08-09 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com
That poor kid.

Date: 2007-08-09 10:45 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-08-09 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
I can't wait to meet his eventual siblings, 4Sure, 4Ever, and 4Now. Maybe the name is part of his ancestry- it's a historical thing, from his great-great-great-grandpappy, 4Sooth.

Hopefully he has a Jewish cousin, 4Skin.

Date: 2007-08-09 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
You know you love me and you can't help it. You just want more 4Play.

Date: 2007-08-09 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jokergirl.livejournal.com
But we haven't even been 4mally introduced yet!

*ducks and lifts an umbrella to ward off the flying rotten tomatoes*

Date: 2007-08-09 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
I'm pretty N4Mal when it comes to that sort of thing. But true, I can't take it as a 4Gone conclusion.

Date: 2007-08-10 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
I bet you didn't 4See this thread of puns. I suppose I could have 4Warned you, but now you sound so 4Lorn, I can't help but continue.

PS- I can give you multiple 4Gasms. Just so you know.

Date: 2007-08-09 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jokergirl.livejournal.com
Sounds like he and Metallica will have a lot to tell each other if they ever meet...

Date: 2007-08-09 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equreuil.livejournal.com
oh, god the puns... I think it's a 4gone conclusion this kid will get teased so badly he will never 4give his parents who should have had more 4sight.

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