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Subbed a half-day at Waller. Third grade. They were great! One of them was named Bob.

One little girl tried to snow me. She was tiny, and very cute. I told the class that they had to finish their Contractions Worksheet, then they could read at their desks.

I looked at the tiny girl and noticed she had an Amelia Bedelia book out, and her worksheet was in her desk. I asked if she was done with it, and she sort of nodded, and I asked if I could look at it, and she mumbled something and got up and book the book back on the shelf.

I'M NOT AS DUMB AS I LOOK, CHILD.

But for the most part, it was very fun.

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I found this at Netscape.com in the What's New? section. I would link to it but that section is really just a drop-down window and I don't know how.
( Scientology: How Katie Will Give Birth )

What?? WHAT??? Please, Scientologists, please tell me you're kidding.