Avoiding Going to Bed

Post the first sentence of your first post from every month last year.

2007

January:
I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

February:
Dad uses stun gun on baby (this was a link to an article)

March:
SO WINDY OMG.

April:
I didn't tell anyone, but a few weeks ago I got really drunk at the bar while playing pool with some friends. ...APRIL FOOLS!

May:
1. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times. Meeeeemeymeme.

June:
I just had to remove two of THESE from my window. *shudders*

July:
Mom and Chaz and I went out on the boat yesterday.

August:
NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE NELLINEWS dee dee deepadee dee de-dee dee In tonight's news, I seem to have misplaced my pants...

September:
Last night I had nightmare. It didn't start out as one.

October:
Mom and I got back from Maui this evening.

November:
I'm back.

December:
So last night, I went to bed at about 10 and read for a while.

And there you have it, proof once again that I lead an extremely SCINTILLATING life.