Wen, wen, little wen...

[kokopellinelli]

Okay, I have a blemish. This in itself wouldn't be news, except I'm not entirely certain this blemish is a zit. I don't know what else it could be, though.

It's between my upper lip and my left nostril. I thought it was a pimple at first, one of those really deep ones that hurts. But it's been around for more than a week now and it hasn't done anything! It doesn't even hurt anymore. It's just a red bump. I've been putting pimple cream on it and it hasn't come to a head or anything.

My second thought was that it was a cold sore, but it doesn't feel like one. I put some cold sore gel on it, just in case. Nothing.

Anyway, I'm getting sort of annoyed. It needs to either come to a head or gtf off my face.

Anyone have any ideas as to what this could be? Really stubborn zit? Tumor? Egg sac?

Let me know.

Comments

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Egg sac, definitely. The Zombie Alien Spiders are hiding in Oregon because no one will ever find them. They hide their demonic spawn in innocent victims. Soon your undead arachnid xenomorphs will burst from your lip in a torrent of agony, and their first act will be to consume the rest of their hapless host.

I'll miss you, hotcakes.

;-)

[kokopellinelli]

Aw, thanks. I'll miss you, too. Maybe I'll come back as a mutant zombie bug and we can go for pudding then, eh?

[keelykins.livejournal.com]

Hotcakes? I'm sorry didn't you just say that undead arachnids are going to consume their victim after bursting from her lip in a torrent of agony?

And then you end with Hotcakes?

Juicy hapless host = hot?

To each his own I guess... LOL = P

[kokopellinelli]

Hey, if he wants to call me hotcakes, LET HIM! ;P

[keelykins.livejournal.com]

Well I agree that on any NORMAL occasion you would be hotcakes cause you are one HOT LADY! But.... puss puddle after being eaten by zombie spiders of doom isn't exactly when I would consider you your hottest... though still cute I am sure! LOL

[petter-haggholm.livejournal.com]

Egg sac and tumour—that is, an egg sac of a hideously mutated spider.

[kokopellinelli]

Just my luck.

[indnraindancer.livejournal.com]

I have to agree that it is an egg sac. I laid it a couple of weeks ago.

Wow... I think I just pegged my own creepy meter.

[kokopellinelli]

O_o

Oh, my. Extremely creepy, Rainy! I'm impressed!

[indnraindancer.livejournal.com]

*bows* I know... I'm just that good.

[hawkward.livejournal.com]

It's a buboe! Pustule? uh...hive? Boil? Carbuncle?

I got nothin'. Other than thesaurus.com, that is.

[kokopellinelli]

I love thesaurus.com. Also the word "carbuncle."

[petter-haggholm.livejournal.com]

Bubo is good; so is boil. Nothing, however, approaches bubonic boil in awesomeness.

[hawkward.livejournal.com]

Bubonic Boil...aren't they a Swedish black metal band?

[petter-haggholm.livejournal.com]

Probably. I think I’d rather be afflicted with the Yersinia strain, personally…

[keelykins.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

English Lit love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay... now I know I have lost it... I have english lit love! EWWWWW!

[kokopellinelli]

I KNEW you'd get it! Ahh, little wen. How we miss thee.

[keelykins.livejournal.com]

Is it sad that I remember that better than 99% of the stuff we learned that year?

[kokopellinelli]

You and me both, sistah. I seriously don't really remember 99% of college in general.