EDIT: WHOA THERE, sorry for the shite html. Should be fixed now.

Article-spam! Not quite as roll-off-the-tonguey as cleolinda's "linkspam," but I didn't want to poach her word.

Bizarre Condom News

( Is this spray can the condom, or the mace? )


Sad Dead Mascot Kitty

( Dewey the cat dies in librarian's arms )


Bizarre headline, less bizarre article...about monkeys! Well, okay. Apes.

( Luck be an older chimp lady in the mating game )