Walk me bloody plank, mate

Yarrrrrrrr!

Ahoy and avast, maties. I jest came on leave from me farst day aboard a new berth. 'Tis strrrrrrrange, warkin' wif a new cap'n, but I did have a rrrrrroaring good time, ayyy. Open yer ears and point 'em in th' direction o' the nor'easter that's a-blowin', an' ye might hear me melodious tones on th' rrrrradio t'morry.

YARRRR!

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Whoa.

The amount of concentration and steadiness of hand involved here is INSANE.