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[livejournal.com profile] getting_weary posted this on her LJ, and I thought I'd pass it along to you all. Poor doggy!

Dog Sleep Runs Into a Wall
This dog tries desperately to catch a dream frisbee, and almost knocks himself back to sleep.
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Charley came to stay with me Saturday night and I just dropped him off at the bus stop a while ago. Yesterday, we drove to the coast, despite the damp, chilly weather. Lincoln City has a nice sandy beach that's ideal for walking and finding shells and stuff.

I took off my shoes (as it's against my personal religion to visit the Oregon coast and not dabble my toes in the surf) and for the rest of our walk, my feet were numb. It was a small price to pay.

After our walk, we made our way back to the parking lot and then stood, looking over the sand, where 5 people were attempting to get one monster inflatable kite off the ground. There was a motorhome behind us, and I glanced over my shoulder. The writing on the front said "Assflounder."

I do a double take. Surely it can't say ASSflounder. Has to say something else.

It does say something else. It says "Assfinder."

I do another take. Surely it can't say ASSfinder. It has to say something else.

...No. No, indeed, it DOES say Assfinder.

I point it out to Charley. He wonders if it would be weird if he tried to get a picture of it with his cell phone. I say yes, it would be weird, especially since I see someone changing their clothes in the back.

So we settled for sneaking glances over our shoulders at the Assfinder, otherwise looking so innocuous. A man came out from the back and sat in the driver's seat. A woman came out and sat in the passenger seat. They looked to be in their late 40s/early 50s, wholesome and fresh-faced.

"Do you...think they KNOW?" asked Charley.

"I...don't know. They would have to, right?"

The couple saw us staring and grinned, as big as could be, and they waved at us as they drove away.

"Oh, yeah. They know," said my brother. As the motorhome's hind end swung towards us, we saw that, on the back, it said "Pathfinder." Indeed, motorhome people. Indeed.
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I broke my Spaghetti Factory glass today. I am a sad, sad hippo.

In other news, I drove into Portland yesterday evening to join my brother and some of his friends, as well as my friend Athena, for a dinner show at a comedy club called Harvey's. It was a lot of fun! I'd never been to a comedy club before and wasn't quite sure what to expect.

Charley's friend Alyssa got us in...she had access to some free tickets. Athena explained to me that sometimes Harvey's will have free admission nights so the comics can try out their new jokes and see which ones work and which don't.

There were three guys on stage througout the night. The opener, the feature act, and the Headliner.

I forget the name of our opener, but he was pretty funny. He kind of reminded me of Chris Farley, in that he was sort of sweaty and spastic, but he did make me laugh a few times. The feature act was a native Portlander named Gabe Dinger, and he was really funny! Cute, too, in a skinny, geeky kind of way. He looked to be a few years younger than myself.

Our headliner was a guy named James Stephens III, whom I'd never heard of, but apparently he has a movie coming out called "The Funny Man." He was also very funny, and he did a range of impressions, including Ray Charles, Bill Cosby, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Louis Armstrong.

All in all, I had a really nice time, even though it included about 3 hours of driving. Oh well. Still fun.

I think maybe tomorrow I will post more pictures. BE PATIENT, MY LITTLE SWALLOWS.
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Trashy Romance Novel Mad Libs!

What with this whole Cassie Edwards plagarism thing, Smart Bitches made some "Sweet Savage Mad Libs."

Love's Savage Buckskin )
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This is a compilation of cute and funny cat videos. Most of them I'd seen before on America's Funniest Home Videos or similar, but the last segment were ones I hadn't seen (and the song was in Japanese). Keep watching after the credits roll, there's one more clip.

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