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This link was sent to me by my boss.

Some of these are pretty creepy, all right.

Be sure to enlarge and read the copy on the Lysol ad. Your husband loves you so it's your fault your marriage is suffering...if only you'd doused your womanly areas with clean-smelling, non-caustic concentrated Lysol! Silly woman. Now go make me a sandwich.
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I don't remember much about my dream last night. Nathan Fillion was in it, which is the most important part.

I think we lived in some sort of commune...? Or something...? There were a bunch of people in a big house. At one point, we had to hide in a hidden room in the attic. I'm not sure why. But apparently I decided that I wanted to sneak down to the kitchen and get a snack. When I got there, there was a little girl in a pinafore standing with her back to me.

Me: Uh...hi, there.

Little Girl: *turned around, cocked her head* Did you know that when you drink bleach, you die?

Me: ...yes.

Little Girl: *giggled* All the people in town didn't know that!

Little Boy: *came down the stairs from the attic* Those people up there didn't know that, either.

Me: Uh...

And then, Leonard Nimoy came staggering down the stairs, looking quite pale. "Kill them! They made us drink bleach!"

And suddenly Nathan Fillion, looking none the worse for wear from the bleach drinking, flew down the stairs and did something that made the evil children disappear, and then we lived happily ever after.
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I just had to remove two of THESE from my window. I opened it to get some air flow. They were between the glass and the screen; this means that, once I slid the window open, they were as good as INSIDE. I only saw one at first. I thought about squishing him, but he looked like he would make a noise. Plus, I hate knocking spiders onto the floor to kill them...I always lose them in the carpet.

So, Bugsucker was the way to go.

I didn't see the second one until after I returned from relocating the first one outside. It was so fun, escorting two such fine, portly gentlemen around. Man I hope they don't get back inside.
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What is WRONG with people? )

Disturbing, yes. Freaky, absolutely. Absurd? Hell yeah. This bit: Stiffler and Robert James Snow, 43, "were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy," Quayle said. I found oddly hilarious, but scary, too. Like, it could have been REALLY scary if the guy actually WAS 12 and not 29. Though I would doubt how mentally sound he is. Anyone who would go to the lengths he did to make his lovers think he's prepubescent couldn't be completely sane, right? RIGHT??

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