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There are no words.

Text under cut, for the link-phobic )

These people are RUINING their child. Hell, probably have already ruined her beyond repair. I don't feel sorry for them, because they've done it to themselves. But I feel sorry for their daughters. Both of them.


Also, designer pacifiers? REALLY? They're just gonna get covered in baby spit! What the hell's the point??
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I read this article a couple weeks ago, and all I can say is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH.

Huge Sea Worm Captured in Britain.

Guys, I'm pasting the text under a cut, but you need to click that link. The picture they have there of "Barry" will scar you for life, I'm not joking.

For the wussies who don't want to see Barry in all his creepy-ass glory... )

Sweet dreams! :D
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http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/wildlife/moose/story/366454.html :( If you don't have a subscription to Anchorage Daily News, I don't think this'll open for you, so the text is, of course, under the cut! )

Poor old Buzzwinkle. May he rest in peace.
kokopellinelli: (Leaves)

Heath Ledger found dead in NYC at age 28 )

What is happening to the Hollywood Heartthrobs?


Jan. 15th, 2008 08:00 pm
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This makes me sad. I used to have a crush on him in Tom and Huck. (Shut up.)

Brad Renfro Dies )
kokopellinelli: (What You Say?)
This is horrible. A little 6-year-old girl took her Target brand favorite doll to the American Girl store to get its hair styled (invited by their website, which said for $20 you can get your favorite doll styled) and was turned away by the stylist for not having a "real doll."

Text for the link-phobic )
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Scary Psycho Soccer Mom

Mom accused of driving son to fight boy

What the hell )

This lady has to be seriously messed up to think doing something like this is a good idea. "I think I'll drive Jimmy to beat up Little Petey, then I'll make macaroni for dinner!"
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Man Chainsaws House in Half

German man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

BERLIN (Reuters Life!) - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.

Well, I guess that's one way to do it.
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Meat-loving calf eats chickens


The cows have developed bloodlust! They crave the taste of flesh! HUMANS ARE NEXT! ARMAGEDDON IS NEAR! FEATHERS! I SEE BLOOD AND FEATHERS EVERYWHERE!!
kokopellinelli: (Legoless)
Holy crap.

Thai woman tells of 25-year detour after catching wrong bus )

Bizarre and depressing, but, at the end, strangely uplifting.
kokopellinelli: (Legoless)
Dad uses stun gun on baby

Dad Accused of Using Stun Gun On Baby )

Why would you do that? Just...why?

Crazy Astronaut Lady

I'm sure you've all heard of this by now, it's just so bizarre.

Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder )

Like I said. Bizarre. My mom wonders how she got to that point...there had to have been psych tests up the wazoo in order to get to her position in NASA, doncha think? I think space made her crazy. She looked into the great Nothingness and saw...uh, something that made her crazy. YES, I RULE.
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Men arrested for murdering "ghost" brides

BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese police have arrested three men for killing two young women to sell their corpses as "ghost brides" for dead single men, a Chinese newspaper reported, warning the dark custom might have claimed many other victims.

Yang Donghai, a 35-year-old farmer in western China's Shaanxi province, confessed to killing a woman bought from a poor family for 12,000 yuan ($1,545) last year.

She thought she was being sold into an arranged marriage, but Yang killed her in a gully and sold her corpse for 16,000 yuan, the Legal Daily reported Thursday. He and two accomplices then killed a prostitute and sold her for 8,000 yuan before police caught them.

"I did it for the money; it was a quick buck," Yang said, according to the paper. "If I hadn't slipped up early, I planned to do a few more."

The women were victims of an old belief, still alive in the yellow-earth highlands of western China, that young men who die unmarried should go to their graves accompanied by deceased women who will be their wives in the afterlife. Often these women die natural deaths.

Police in Yanan, the poor and dusty corner of Shaanxi where Chairman Mao Zedong nurtured his Communist revolution, said the dark trade went beyond these cases.

"The actual number is far from just these," the paper said.

Yang and two helpers sold the bodies to Li Longsheng, an undertaker who police said specialized in buying and selling the dead women for "ghost weddings." It was unclear what happened to Li.
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Stole the link from Azaz.


Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

US Editor
January 23, 2007

TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.

Alternatively, future generations will realize that he and the rest of his cult are batshit. It could go either way.
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It's not the whole article I find interesting...only one line...

Miss America drivel underneath the cut )

...*facepalm* Even if she'd gotten it right, does a photographic memory really count as a superpower?
kokopellinelli: (What You Say?)

What is WRONG with people? )

Disturbing, yes. Freaky, absolutely. Absurd? Hell yeah. This bit: Stiffler and Robert James Snow, 43, "were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy," Quayle said. I found oddly hilarious, but scary, too. Like, it could have been REALLY scary if the guy actually WAS 12 and not 29. Though I would doubt how mentally sound he is. Anyone who would go to the lengths he did to make his lovers think he's prepubescent couldn't be completely sane, right? RIGHT??

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